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PORN COMPUTER - WORLD FIRST

THE CULMINATION OF MY LIFE'S WORK

I HAVE INVENTED....

THE WORLDS FIRST COMPUTER FOR PORN ONLY.

THE COMPUTER.

ONLY WORKS WITH PORN.

DO NOT TRY TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE IT WILL NOT WORK.

IF YOU TRY TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE IT WILL BREAK.

THE COMPUTER.

I SPENT FIFTEEN YEARS AND ALMOST ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS DEVELOPING THIS.

I SPENT THE REMAINING MONEY ON THIS WEBSITE.

I MUST GET THIS OFF MY HANDS.

I BUILT THIS IN MY WORKSHOP USING THESETOOLS.

THE TOOLS.

THESE TOOLS BELONGED TO MY GRANDFATHER.

HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT PORN IS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?.

HE’S DEAD.


I USED MY DEAD GRANDDADS OLD TOOLS TO MAKE THE COMPUTER WHERE YOU CAN WATCH PEOPLE BONE. FOREVER.


MY GRANDFATHER WAS AN EVIL MAN WITH WEIRD TOOLS.

I NEVER EVEN SAW HIM EVEN MAKE ANYTHING AT ALL.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS.

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT DOES.

I DONT EVEN LIKE COMPUTER ANYMORE.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE IT I HAVE TO ASK MY SON.

I USE TO LOVE COMPUTER .

I USED COMPUTER EVERY DAY TO MAKE IMAGES JUST LIKE THIS.

AND THIS.

BUT THIS MACHINE HAS SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF MY VERY BEING FROM HEAD TO TOE AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO GO ON ANYMORE AFTER DOING WHAT IVE DONE.

I DONT EVEN HAVE A JOB ANYMORE.

THEY FIRED ME WHEN I SAID I NEEDED MORE TIME TO WORK ON THE PORN COMPUTER.

THEY HATED MY IDEAS.


THEY TOLD ME IT WAS DUMB TO MAKE A COMPUTER THAT WHERE YOU CAN ONLY SIT AND WATCH GUYS BONE INSIDE OF IT .


THEY SAID THATS A DUMB IDEA.

BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO JUST WATCH GUYS BONE ON IT THATS THE POINT.

YOU CAN WATCH WHATEVER KIND OF PORN YOU WANT TO I DONT CARE THATS THE POINT.

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU WATCH ON IT .

ITS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

BUT IF ITS NOT PORN AND YOU BREAK THE COMPUTER THEN THATS TOO BAD .


OTHER THINGS I HAVE MADE.

PHONE TO LISTEN TO PORN.


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